They call me Baez.

How we doin fellow Powerlifters? I'm surprised nobody has ever posted anything here, it would actually be a pretty useful way to get to know people, considering how we often have new people come on that don't get a proper introduction. So I think I'll start things off: Here's a little bit about me, followed by perhaps the best way to see what someone is like, a "HAVE YOU EVER!?!!?" survey! So exciting. Anyways:

I am Aaron Michael Baez, and I go to VMI, and I do not enjoy it. I'm liberal, and not religious. Looking forward to graduate school for English and then probably teaching. Heroes include: Lil Wayne, Han Solo, and Thin Mint Cookies. Some dreams of mine at the moment are: walk across the entire continental United States, go to Burning Man, and write a book. I never want to go bungee jumping or sky diving, and I don't really like roller coasters. My two favorite books would have to be "The Little Prince" by some French guy who's name is pretty hard to remember, and "For Whom The Bell Tolls" by Hemingway, who is also my favorite author. Main goal in life is just to see and try as many different things as I can, and to always keep an open mind.

Played Spin the Bottle?    Yup, and I won.
Toilet Paper someone's house    Nah, eggs.
Played Poker with money    Nah, clothes. Again, I won.
Gone swimming in a white T-shirt Um what?
been tickled so hard you couldn't talk    Absolutely. I'm ridiculously ticklish, and hence cannot receive massages.
like someone but never told them    Yep, I'm a big shy baby.
went camping    Marine Corps FTX, oh how I hate you.
had a crush on your brother's friend    That would make me a pedo.
walk in the rain without an umbrella    Yea. And I didn't get wet.
told a joke that Nobody thought was funny Once.
been in a talent show    Never.
started laughing at someone's bedtime    Why?
worn something your mom didn't appove of    My ghetto gangster gumby shirt from Wal-mart.
cursed in a church    To myself.
burnt yourself with a curling iron/straightner Yea. Don't mess with girl stuff unless you know what you're doing...
wanted to be a police officer    Once. Just for a second.
dumped someone    Yep.
been hit on by someone too old    Yea. Cracker Barrel is rough.
wanted to be a model    No. Sounds boring.
bought lottery tickets Won 20 bucks from 5 dollars once.
made out in a car    Oh yes.
cried during a movie    The Rugrats Movie and The Notebook.
seen someone shoplift    Nope.
hung up on someone    My mom slapped me so hard for that.
yelled at you pet    Nah, I don't like to yell.
gotten seasick Once. On a sailboat.
had a stalker Once. I was scared.
played a prank on someone that had them really scared Nah that'd be mean.
been embarrassed by one of your family    I've been desensitized.
felt bad about eating meat Have you ever felt bad about being a scrawny pale-faced vegan?
protested    Nah.
been to an island    Yes! Islands are way fun. And there are usually beaches there, which I'm a big fan of.
been in love Yes, but oh how she broke my heart.
ate just because you were bored There's a fat man inside of me struggling to get out.
looked at something everybody thought was ugly and said "aww"    Capt. Monte Sparkman.
Screamed in a library    Nah that'd be weird.
Made out with a stranger    Someone else told me I did but I myself am not sure.
Been Dumped Of course.
Wished a part of you was different   I would love to have an afro.
asked a guy to dance    Big Ben Ashooh
been asked out by a really hot guy    I've been able to avoid that.
laughed so hard you cried    Lots.
went up to a complete stranger and started talking    I try not to bother people I don't know.
been sunburned    Really bad.
threw up in school    All over this girl.
received an anonymous love letter    6th grade. Wow was I pumped.
had to wear something you hated    There's this thing called a bench shirt...
been to a luau    I wish.
cursed in front of your parents    Yep.
been in a commercial on tv    It's on the list.
watched a movie that made you miss your ex    Think about, not miss.
been out of the country    Mexico and Puerto Rico!
been honked at by some guy when you were walking down the sidewalk    I'm a keydet, it happens.
won at pool    Yes. I'm pretty beast. Sometimes.
went to a party where you were the only sober one    Yeah, but I fixed that real quick.
went on a diet    Yes, the seefood diet.
been lost out to sea    Nope.
cheated on your bf    Sharif forgave me, so it's all good now.
been cheated on    Yes.
tanned topless    Yeeeah so this thing is for the ladies, isn't it?
been attacked by seagulls    No, a flock of geese. SO much worse. I don't like to think about it really...
been searched in an airport    Yeah. I'm a pretty sketch looking guy.
been on a plane    Yes. Don't like it.
been pants-ed    Depantsed? Yes.
thrown a shoe at someone    No, that'd be mean.
sung in the shower    Wake me up, before you go go!...
bought something way too expensive    600$ stereo
done something really stupid that you still laugh about    I try to forget the stupid things I do.
been walked in on when you were dressing    Yes.
ran out of a movie theater because you were too scared of the movie    Pssh, hell no.
been kicked out of the mall    Dick's doesn't like people camping in their display tents...
been mean to someone then instantly wanted to take it back    No, I try not to be mean.
been given a detention on the worst day that you could get one    Never got a detention.
fell off your roof    I would have died.
pretended you were scared so you could cuddle up with someone    That would look bad I think.
had a deer jump in front of your car    yeah, but I missed it, because I'm super good.
threatened someone with a water gun Who would feel threatened by a water gun?

Can you....
Unwrap a starburst with your tongue    Oh yea.
sing    I have 0 ability to sing. Doesn't stop me though.
open your eyes underwater    Yeah, in the ocean, cause I'm a badass.
eat whatever you want and not have to worry    I've tried to get fat. I can't.
ice skate    Yeah. I'm very graceful on the ice.
sing in front of a crowd    Might be my worst fear.
whistle    Yep.
do thirty pull ups    I'm at 24.
walk in in really high heals    If I answered this, I would lose all credibility.
eat super spicy foods    No, because it's completely unenjoyable.
skateboard    And longboard, which is way fun.
sleep with the lights on    I like it really dark.
multi task    Yes, dangerously.
touch your nose with your tongue    Nowhere close.
fall asleep easily in the car    Yep.
do the cotton eye joe    Is that a position?
play ddr and not fall    How would that happen?
surf    Yes, 7'2"
fit in your locker    Yep. It's big though.
do a split    2nd worst fear.
taste the difference between pepsi and coke Easily, which is how I know that Coke is far superior.